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waitress:  i'm sorry we're all out of mozzarella sticks
waitress:  sir please stop crying



repent:

urlcum:

livelawless:

lnvocation:

My thighs are huge cuz they’re full of secrets

Wrap them around my ears and let me hear them all

You smooth motherfucker

following back everyone


effyyyy:

i’m watching 13 Going on 30 and the moral of the story is be nice to the nerd who loves you and lives next door because in like 20 years he’s gonna turn into Mark Ruffalo