idkmybffswag:

Just had a dream that I was one of the few survivors of a zombie attack. I knew it wasn’t real because I had a boyfriend and I was able to drive a car.

dog: every snack you make
dog: every meal you bake
dog: every bite you take
dog: i'll be watching you

Can you imagine if you went to the doctors and you had a sore throat, and he asked you what the problem was, and you suddenly turned into Eminem.

“I CAN’T TELL YOU WHAT IT REALLY IS, I CAN ONLY TELL YOU WHAT IT FEELS LIKE. AND RIGHT NOW IT FEELS LIKE THERE’S A STEEL KNIFE IN MY WINDPIPE.”

pizzaforpresident:

pizzaforpresident:

whatever happened to drake bell?　

nevermind

re4ctions:

me when i see someone i am attracted to